“Must be 5 foot 11, 100 pounds, blonde (medium or long), no tattoos, amazing cook, not a vegetarian, and someone who loves Jesus, likes guns but knows that only men should use them, has no career, doesn’t talk to her family, is ready to raise my children and only leave the house when I permit, is okay with monitored phone access, and is white (obviously).”

Source: https://www.theonion.com/best-bios-from-the-conservatives-only-online-dating-sit-1849642523